Congratulations! Eurocents are now jingling in your pockets, along with the seeds and candies. The feeling of impoverishment should be put up for consideration by the Association of Psychologists. The question should be answered urgently: how come, for no reason at all, people feel poorer?
The good news is that Bulgaria's entry into the eurozone is a defeat for Moscow. This can also be read this way: our poverty is a defeat for Moscow.
That is, when we get worse, Moscow also gets worse.
This opens a clever loophole and gives us a chance to become a powerful fighter in the geopolitical game. If we start to cleanse ourselves as a people and as a state, this will turn out to be a total collapse for Moscow. Moscow will also be forced to self-destruct on the principle of docked vessels. Now all that needs to be done is to hold a referendum on whether we want to self-destruct. Sorry, I forgot that referendums are prohibited on the territory.
Greenland will be annexed by the USA. The whole of united Europe - almost one continent - sent thirty people to protect the ice island. But they thought the temperatures had dropped, and half of them returned home to drink tea. The important thing to know is that the USA wants to annex Greenland so that it will not be annexed by Russia. Something like: “I raped this girl so that someone else wouldn't rape her“.
The big news is that the so-called collective West has started to eat itself.
It became clear that it is not so collective, and it also became clear that its existence is definitely based on the principle of parasitism. The shockingly stupid thing is that someone else is being blamed for this appetite of theirs. What is even more shocking is that there are media outlets that repeat it. It is absolutely shocking that there are people who believe it.
Venezuela was smeared and this definitely happened with the consent of the other big players. Who agreed on what, we can only guess. The information from the Anchorage napkin is classified “top secret” and it doesn't expire.
The hope of investigative journalism is that the US will act like our fading pop-folk singer.
That is, to provide her nude photos via an allegedly accidentally lost phone. It is important to remember that the international legal order has ended. The UN can solemnly dissolve itself and a kebab shop can open in its place. I suggest a name for the kebab shop - “With the Fools of the Last Day“.
Do you see what miracles are happening, and there are still about ten days left until the end of the month.