Parliament has dissolved and a new one of the same type awaits us . It needs radical ideas and bills that touch the hearts of the voters in order to move the electoral strata. Otherwise, we will continue to cycle and stomp in one place.
That is why we present the following ideas to party members to inspire everyone to more impulsive emotions. The people want real armor of solid laws.
This is what Samuil Petkanov commented on "Pras Press".
1. Disclosure of All Kinds of Agents Act. Foreigners are not the only problem. Those of State Security, we still don't know them all. Those of DANCE are also good to know in order to dub about poorly tracked pagers. Football agents confuse the heads of talents for transfers. Here, real estate agents have already revealed themselves with video confessions awkwardly on social networks. Everyone should do these.
2. Child Making Act. There is nothing to organize social measures, appeal campaigns, to provide an environment in which people are stimulated to breed. If you don't have three children - two years in prison (mixed genders to make children happen in prison), increased taxes and no right to park in the emergency bike lane for a little while.
3. Compulsory patriotism in school. In the morning, the officers on duty raise the flag, everyone in the yard sings the anthem. Fitness in the form of dance. At noon, siege of Constantinople. In the 12th grade, the matriculation exam is allowed only with a national symbol tattooed somewhere on the body.
4. No tomatoes and cucumbers in the dune. It doesn't work. Cabbage and onion gives crunch and freshness. Tomatoes and cucumbers are only chewy and suffocated by warm things, and warm things become wet and tepid. Five years in prison for tomatoes and cucumbers in the dune.
5. Free pig per year for every household. The state does nothing for Christmas for the people. And it's a beloved holiday, and everyone wants to celebrate it properly, whether they took out a quick Black Friday loan or blew their slots. That's why the state should give live pigs to people in January so they can enjoy them until Christmas Day. Yes, this can also be considered as election campaigning, that's why you can also give a pumpkin and a keto goat as a gift.
6. Charging of tourists leaving Bulgaria. Everyone who goes to Greece for the holidays or the summer, should leave twenty leva in the state treasury. With the money collected, vouchers for a night or two in native hotels are bought for each citizen, so as to support Bulgarian tourism.
7. State bus line to Edirne for shopping for real preparations and soaps. We all know it's cheaper there and they're more genuine, but it's become very expensive to travel, so it would be good to have public transport there as well.
8. Musical greetings are not refused. You only live once and Bulgaria should become a place where one can feel good and relax. What if you are at the Sofia Opera and want to interrupt Carmina Burana by asking the orchestra to play “Vasco the Frog is on the guitar”.
9. State non-specialized vehicles (i.e., which are not ambulances, fire engines or armored personnel carriers) to be dacia pies. No, because this law is lobbying for the Romanian automobile industry, but it is enough for limousines and cars for 200 billion BGN. Provisions, plaster, refugees can also be carried in the bread pan.
10. Selling pensioners on international exchanges. Bulgaria has an aging population that can be sold to young countries like India, Nigeria and Ecuador, where they have not seen old people. They will be happy for them, and they are warmer countries, where it will be healthy for our citizens to spend their old days without weighing on our social system like millstones and voting for fools.