I have a dream.
I want to open a VIP kindergarten for all our MPs, folk singers and influencers.
It will be in the most prestigious neighborhood and will be built of marble and mahogany with gold ornaments. To smell of luxury and opulence.
This commented on "Facebook" Ivo Siromakhov.
When it is brought by its personal driver in front of the kindergarten, it will all be welcomed by the hostess, who places it in a special booth. There will be three categories of booths – VIP booth, Ultra VIP booth, and Hyper Super Duper booth. All of them will be accommodated there according to the amount of the fee that their parents have paid.
Balones will be walking around the booths and will offer heavenly gas, so that the souls of the golden mothers will have a good time.
The menu will offer 12-year-old Humana and 32-year-old organic pumpkin and apple puree.
In addition, children's champagne, children's cigars will be offered, and the boys will be able to order children's companions. Let them get used to the challenges of life!
There will be no female teachers in the kindergarten, because no one has missed out on learning. There will be life coaches, trendsetters and shitwashers who will serve all the needs of the VIP-everyone. For the most curious, there will be a round-the-clock astrologer.
Every three months they will all be taken to a green school in Dubai and a white school in Saint Tropez.
There will be a dress code in the kindergarten – all should wear only Balenciaga or, as a last resort, Philipp Plein.
Elite hairdressers, manicurists and plastic surgeons will be at their disposal in case any of them think of surprising their fans with a new look.
And if anyone gets sick, he will be immediately attended to by an elite homeopath.